Crunchy and Delicious: The Choad Blaster

Yes, you read it right: Choad Blaster.

It’s a rather coarse name for anything other than a sexual aid, but it’s still an appropriate one.

It’s a kinky little thing. It has a black paint job, various colored knobs and control labels that are printed on the bottom of the pedal.

It looks different from most pedals because it is different. In fact, the Choad Blaster is very different.

And different is good.

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Bland and Boring: The Boss DS-1

What do these two things have in common?

They are good for smashing nails into wood and self-defense. Unfortunately, the list ends there, and I wouldn’t want to play my guitar with either.

Maybe I’m being too harsh. The Boss Distortion would make a better doorstop than the hammer.

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